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some of the highlights of this school year

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IT'S OVER, BITCHEZ. Summerbreak is actually supposed to be the highlight of high school, but I mostly use it for sleep. Yea This school year has been kind of awesome, I confess. Everything was already good, but now it just keeps getting better. 1. my bff became a brother, once again. Right on the last day of school which means a few days ago. Is it possible that I'm gonna know his sister her entire life? Like watching her first steps, her teeth falling out? 2. one of the best parties in the first semester where I refreshed some of the old friendships and laughed my kinda drunk ass off. My bff was kind of drunk too. the sad thing is he didn't tell me anything in those honest talks i didn't already know. he's seriously the most honest person ever. this party also gave me the feeling this year is going to be a bit different. 3. the hot new student that's kind of a trump supporter so mixed feelings. At least he makes us laugh when he actually shows up in sc...
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basic white girls ain't shit

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i've done some many basic mainstream shit lately and i just hope you won't judge me   1. When I got to Budapest, i got Starbucks because it was an actual priority of me and my friends 2. I watched Fifty Shades Darker 3. I also watched 13 Reasons Why and i actually liked it (after reading the book ofc because that's another basic rule). WHY DOES JUSTIN LOOK SO GOOD LIKE IT'S HARD FOR ME TO HATE HIM 4. I started using the dog filter on Snapchat 5. I also started using Snapchat regularly 6. I'm still watching pll (although it's kind of getting really boring)  
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perite*

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I've spent the past hour learning latin vocabulary to pass an exam tomorrow. My brain is just farting random latin words now. I think I'm going to pass it, like my chances are good. This day was pretty lit too. I wasn't in school because our DSD teacher wanted us to visit an exhibiton about german subcultures during the 1980's... German music was so weird... i'm talking...:  *perite means fuck off in latin
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15 WAYS TO SAY YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX We're all at that age when we are trying to hook up with someone, but we're too ashamed to do something about it... SO, here's a list of possible ways to express your wish with dignity. 1. If you want to park your Harley Davidson, my garage door is open. 2 . Would you like to taste my delicacies? 3. Do you want to take a ride in my Millennium Falcon? 4. Come inside my dickroom 5. Can you open my cock-a-cola bottle? 6. You're on my to do list 7. Whether it snows or not, you're getting 7 inches tonight 8. You wanna eat my Bratwurst  9. I wanna slip my file into your folder 10 . Let's play hide the sausage! 11. Do you want to participate in a sword fight? 12. Can I write a letter and put it in your envelope? 13 . Let me dig, trust me, I know where the treasure is 14. Let me sharpen my pencil 15. Do you want to play my trumpet
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I want a boyfriend who

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This is a typical post of things I look for in a guy. Like he doesn't have to have all of it, but please some of it. 1) smells good (mainstream) 2) has tattoos/piercings (you can't tell me this isn't attractive) 3) has fangs (yeah yeah i know... but i still like vampires fuck you) 4) can cook 5) is creative & spontaneous 6) is a bit artsy (graffiti, paintings, drawings, comics, music, writing, anything really) 7) prefers sushi rather than burek/cevape or any fast food thing (i just want to meet a person who can relate to me) 8) British accent hehehe 9) can't pronounce the letter R (that's cute) 10) dresses well so i can steal his clothes 11) is funny (we're like halfway there if you're funny) 12) has a deep voice 13) doesn't hate on Kardashians 14) can rap the whole Niggas in Paris 15) likes the movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower and The Dead Poets Society 16) is liberal 17) smokes (SORRY!!!! it's just attractive) 18) is a go...
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1st semester

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Guys... We've made it. It's like -3 degree outside, but still not snowing. Not that i like snow, but I'm just saying that the weather's been quite boring and just cold. School has been treating us the same way. Boring and just cold. We've been writing all the make up tests and shit. Biology didn't work so well, but math is positive. I'M PASSING. I have to give those credits to my dear friend: when i got the results of my math test back, it was negative. He was solving the tasks of the school competition. The teacher gave me and some other people who also needed just a point or so to pass the exam, two extra tasks. I didn't know how to solve it to the end. My friend looked up and took a piece of his paper for the competition and solved them for me. He gave up on the competition and I passed. I was very very grateful and touched. They are still good people out there hahahaha. I've made a list of my favorite songs of 2016: 1. Alan Walker - Faded (abso...
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Things (some) people should stop doing

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1. remind the teacher to give us homework (why?????? what do you get out of it??????) 2. cancel plans last minute (?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 3. text you, and then you text back and then they don't reply FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE 4. take blurry pictures of you (like dude that's not what i asked for) 5. sigh when someone asks a question during class (like that's the reason some people are failing some classes. they're too afraid to ask questions.) 6. be a hater (no one likes you. no one needs you. go home.) 7. criticize music, using expressions like "real music" and stuff. like shut up. just shut up. (M, are you getting weird sexofondzija flashbacks yet?) 8. underestimate Nicki Minaj 9. be totally tactless when someone tells you about a problem they have. when someone does this to me, there's no way i'll talk to them ever again that way. 10. humiliate people or friends in front of other people 11. lie to fit in (like why? i actually ...
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