my sassy little world

Helloooooooooooo it's SPEEDY* TIME AGAIN Okay so this post was kind of requested and I wanna start this post by a scene that happened two weeks ago. We were having biology and my AMAZING AWESOME PHENOMENAL friends made jokes that didn't sound like they were supposed to ("your first time" etc) so the teacher said "Could you just sending each other pervy messages?" She looked at me and my friends in front of the whole class. Not my finest moment. So that's when I started to think like a sixth grader with my dear friends again. So there was a scene with our english teacher. We were talking about Facebook and emojis. She said that her male friend put up a picture and that she randomly commented with a monkey emoji. Then the friend replied with banana emojis. (IN MY DEFENSE:) EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING SO HARD. Every time someone says something like that my friend and I start laughing in the last row. Childish? Yeah but at least we're having fun. So s...

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It's December, the advent time started. That means that Zagreb, like almost every other city in Europe, is in Christmas mood. People are wearing their warm coats and jackets, waiting for snow and Christmas holidays. Christmas in Zagreb is always the same - there's a Christmas market, some people are going to the church at 6 am, every house has an advent wreath and the city is decorated in Christmas colors and lights. DECEMBER PLANS/TO DO LIST 1. Go to my friends' Christmas performance in the city center 2. Go to Graz in ten days. 3. Celebrate Hot Boo's birthday. 4. Finish my croatian teacher's book 5. Spend nye with da squad 6. Annoy Hot Boo as much as I can in class because I won't be able to do that during winter break 7. Trash&burn some messages because when 2015 finishes, will let the past be the past. We're moving on. So sorry to everyone I owe money. I moved on. 8. Make a "new year's resolutions" list I never accomp...

The worst thing that can happen in a class by a very strict teacher who kills you for talking is when a person you're not close with takes your pencil case or something. THAT PENCIL CASE DOESN'T ONLY CONTAIN PENCILS AND RUBBERS. That's where all the important stuff are. Like chats and messages with Hot Boo that are none of their business. There's some shit that can ruin someone's life. Like mine, for example. And just imagine that stupid kid in front of me reaching for my pencil case or that little planer that doesn't only contain my homework or grades and I can't hit them or yell at them because the teacher will kill me so yeah then you're fucked. And I hate it. The Stages of my reaction: 1. "Oh shit!" - realizing it. 2. "Please don't" - hoping for the best. 3. "PLEASEEE" - looking for humanity inside of that person. 4. *hitting that person* - trying to get it back.  5. *not succeeding, trying to think of w...

I feel so qualified to make this post since I'm so good at flirting. Jk, there are no boys in my life whatsoever, but Imma gonna do this. 1. E-flirting: flirting through social media. Why talk to a person, when you can just like their Instagram picture or text them with 5 emojis? And one of the best things about e-flirting: you can do it in your pajamas. 2. The "I won't do anything and just hope he'll make the first move" - my favorite tbh lol 3. Politeness mistaken for flirting: this isn't even a real flirt, it's just someone being nice and since it's so rare, people think it's flirting. 4. Eye contact flirt : the flirt that followed me all through 8th grade. I HATE IT. 5. Dru nk flirt : the b est f lirt on the list . You're straight up and you can actu ally marr y that person right away because they like you and accept you for who you are . .. or it's fun for your friends who are around to make fun of you . 6. Ins ulting fli...

I decided to make a remake of the post about the kids in my class. Now I know them a little better and I can talk about their fails hehe. (The order is not the same like in the first version.) 1. The Homeless Zombie aka the german guy and a half. We sit together in Latin, we laugh a lot and I teach him german cursewords. Thanks to me, his Latin notebook looks so fab with comments like "Marta is bae" and "Marta is awesome". 2. Okay so this little dipshit was gone for like 3 weeks and is back now. OMG she makes school so much more fun and I'm glad she's back. She's that cool, honest and funny girl. 3.The classclown. As the name says, he makes everyone laugh and is just a cool person to hang out with. 4. The Speakerphone. I like this girl. She likes to imitate the biology teacher's voice (that voice is deep and the way she speaks is a little weird) and makes us laugh. 5. The sporty guy I don't really hang out with. Sometimes I think he ...