my sassy little world

1. bad jokes whenever you (don't) ask for it 2. bad singing whenever you (don't) ask for it 3. I can write your german homework 4. It's very unlikely that I will ever be mad at you especially when you buy me a tortica or dorina keks. I mean, HOW could I be mad at u after that 5. I can't sleep until 1 am so if u can't sleep, I'll be there for u 6. I can make pancakes 7. you can't say anything against Lana del Rey, Arctic Monkeys, Nicki Minaj, Beyonce, vampires, lgbtq, Drake, SpongeBob, Germany or Serbia (if you don't have anything nice to say about this stuff, don't say anything at all) 8. i will never judge you for smoking or anything cuz reasons 9. i will never have internet, so sometimes there's gonna be that moment where i'll ask u about for hotspot 10. I don't do sports so no, I will not join ur basketball game or something

Well I guess I should say something about the new year resolutions and stuff. Well, for starters I should REALLY study from now on. And I should REALLY start bringing my own tissues to school. Yeah but that's probably gonna happen like three days before graduation. So let's get real here. 2015 was... partly crappy and partly beautiful. You know we got Mockingjay part 2, a tumblr update, the gold and white and blue and grey dress, zayn leaving 1D, Caitlin Jenner, Netflix and chill, Pepe the frog, Paris attacks, Star Wars, me starting high school (first my bus didn't drive his usual line, I didn't get my books for 2 months or something and then our teachers started striking, but now everything's normal), my sister in Berlin, PLL revealing who A is... see what I mean by partly crappy and partly beautiful? ***MY 2016 EXPECTATIONS*** 1. High School Musical 4 jk not really 2. A hopefully better summer than the last 3. Kimojis for Samsung 4. No incidents with ...