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I want a boyfriend who

This is a typical post of things I look for in a guy. Like he doesn't have to have all of it, but please some of it. 1) smells good (mainstream) 2) has tattoos/piercings (you can't tell me this isn't attractive) 3) has fangs (yeah yeah i know... but i still like vampires fuck you) 4) can cook 5) is creative & spontaneous 6) is a bit artsy (graffiti, paintings, drawings, comics, music, writing, anything really) 7) prefers sushi rather than burek/cevape or any fast food thing (i just want to meet a person who can relate to me) 8) British accent hehehe 9) can't pronounce the letter R (that's cute) 10) dresses well so i can steal his clothes 11) is funny (we're like halfway there if you're funny) 12) has a deep voice 13) doesn't hate on Kardashians 14) can rap the whole Niggas in Paris 15) likes the movie The Perks of Being a Wallflower and The Dead Poets Society 16) is liberal 17) smokes (SORRY!!!! it's just attractive) 18) is a go...

1st semester

Guys... We've made it. It's like -3 degree outside, but still not snowing. Not that i like snow, but I'm just saying that the weather's been quite boring and just cold. School has been treating us the same way. Boring and just cold. We've been writing all the make up tests and shit. Biology didn't work so well, but math is positive. I'M PASSING. I have to give those credits to my dear friend: when i got the results of my math test back, it was negative. He was solving the tasks of the school competition. The teacher gave me and some other people who also needed just a point or so to pass the exam, two extra tasks. I didn't know how to solve it to the end. My friend looked up and took a piece of his paper for the competition and solved them for me. He gave up on the competition and I passed. I was very very grateful and touched. They are still good people out there hahahaha. I've made a list of my favorite songs of 2016: 1. Alan Walker - Faded (abso...

Things (some) people should stop doing

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1. remind the teacher to give us homework (why?????? what do you get out of it??????) 2. cancel plans last minute (?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) 3. text you, and then you text back and then they don't reply FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIFE 4. take blurry pictures of you (like dude that's not what i asked for) 5. sigh when someone asks a question during class (like that's the reason some people are failing some classes. they're too afraid to ask questions.) 6. be a hater (no one likes you. no one needs you. go home.) 7. criticize music, using expressions like "real music" and stuff. like shut up. just shut up. (M, are you getting weird sexofondzija flashbacks yet?) 8. underestimate Nicki Minaj 9. be totally tactless when someone tells you about a problem they have. when someone does this to me, there's no way i'll talk to them ever again that way. 10. humiliate people or friends in front of other people 11. lie to fit in (like why? i actually ...

my future goals (loooooooool)

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things i think about during latin, german and biology class. 1. TRAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL (so mainstream, but so true. Why not travel around the world if you can?) 2. being one of those people who, when introducing to someone, they say "oh we know who you are"/"we heard so much about you"/"it's an honor to finally meet you" 3. having a cat I take everywhere with. 4. writing horoscope for a magazine. just once give me that pleasure. just once so i can die happy. 5. have a major self-esteem boost so i become the new kanye west 6. throw a huge project x party/participate in a project x party with my closest friends (but with other 1000 people there) 7. having so much money you give the waiter 50 bucks as a tip or so. 8. have my own perfume like Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera etc. 9. have a private concert by Lana del Rey on my wedding (if i ever get married) just like Kim and Kanye did 10. last, but not least, become a diva    ...

school lately

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1. you know you've made a new friend when you start smelling like their Calvin Klein 2. i missed the last 20 min of chemistry class to go to a classical concert. We spent that free time buying snacks before going in there. When we ate all the food, we got in and found out it was just a presentation on artsy something, so we left, but still had a good time walking around Zagreb. It was just fun. 3. i found out i'm that rare kind of people who always share their gum. that's probably why i have gum so rarely. 4. i miss Kim on Instagram tbh. it's not the same without her. 5. why is gone girl soundtrack so damn good? 6. i hate my friend's sick so i have to act all independent and shit 7. i was at an art exhibition with my school, but if it weren't for that crazy new guy it would've been totally dull. He made it all fun and weird at the same time. You just have to laugh. I mean he makes like these undercover moves and touches every sculpture and paint...

a new school year

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Since I don't have inspiration whatsoever i took the subject my dear friend had in her last post (you know you love me). The only good thing about this time of the year is that I love fall. I absolutely adore it. It's not too cold, there's no snow and not too many tests all at once. The teachers are still normal and relaxed. But just as any new school year, it's a new normal. 1. my favorite subject is ruined because the teacher just flipped (ethics). 2. my other favorite subject too because we got a new teacher (english). 3. then there's croatian class i really liked because the teacher was awesome, but he's kinda sick and not in school for the past two weeks so it's kind of dull. so much about my favorite subjects, the reason one goes to school anyways.  4. I GOT A 3 IN MATH!!!!!!!!! this is new because i almost failed math last year. 5. the guy i hit with an umbrella last year has made a short comeback. while i was copying the homework, he d...

Couples I'd be sad about if they'd break up

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1. my parents. If they weren't my parents, I'd still be rooting for them because they complement each other so well. I mean, yeah now it's over 20 years of marriage, but they still make a cool couple. 2. Achmed + Andjela = forever (since 2007) - my sister and her boyfriend . 3. Brangelina (mainstream) 4. My school version of Brangelina . Both good loo king, both cool & funny , so they have many mutual friends they can hang out with a ll the time. I already see their chi ldren and papar azzi around them. I personally had some funny m oment s with them so yeah cool. 5. Tarzan & Jane . I watched it today. Leave me alone. 6. Orlando Bl oom & Ke ira Knightley in Pirates of the Caribbean . Like their "wedding " scene was epic. 7. Peter Pan and Wendyyyy ( it's so cute , come on) 8. Barney and R obin (m ainstream ) 9. Kimye . I'm a 21st ce ntury girl, you knew this was gonna be on my list. 10. Ri hanna & D rake. I don't ...