my sassy little world

I feel so qualified to make this post since I'm so good at flirting. Jk, there are no boys in my life whatsoever, but Imma gonna do this. 1. E-flirting: flirting through social media. Why talk to a person, when you can just like their Instagram picture or text them with 5 emojis? And one of the best things about e-flirting: you can do it in your pajamas. 2. The "I won't do anything and just hope he'll make the first move" - my favorite tbh lol 3. Politeness mistaken for flirting: this isn't even a real flirt, it's just someone being nice and since it's so rare, people think it's flirting. 4. Eye contact flirt : the flirt that followed me all through 8th grade. I HATE IT. 5. Dru nk flirt : the b est f lirt on the list . You're straight up and you can actu ally marr y that person right away because they like you and accept you for who you are . .. or it's fun for your friends who are around to make fun of you . 6. Ins ulting fli...

I decided to make a remake of the post about the kids in my class. Now I know them a little better and I can talk about their fails hehe. (The order is not the same like in the first version.) 1. The Homeless Zombie aka the german guy and a half. We sit together in Latin, we laugh a lot and I teach him german cursewords. Thanks to me, his Latin notebook looks so fab with comments like "Marta is bae" and "Marta is awesome". 2. Okay so this little dipshit was gone for like 3 weeks and is back now. OMG she makes school so much more fun and I'm glad she's back. She's that cool, honest and funny girl. 3.The classclown. As the name says, he makes everyone laugh and is just a cool person to hang out with. 4. The Speakerphone. I like this girl. She likes to imitate the biology teacher's voice (that voice is deep and the way she speaks is a little weird) and makes us laugh. 5. The sporty guy I don't really hang out with. Sometimes I think he ...