my sassy little world

1. got a message from a guy saying "I love you" and replied with that like-thumb on Facebook Messenger. 2. been so bored with friends that we started to roll and play with a bunch of leaves since it was October. 3. spent the last day of school with friends drinking and chilling at the pool of a friend's. 4. kept a pink plastic ring with a heart from my first boyfriend ahahahahahah yeah primary school is da best. 5. spent the New Year's Eve lying on the couch watching how i met your mother, the theory of a big bang and two and a half men on RTL 2. 6. spent a summer afternoon in front of a mall playing volleyball with friends and running through the grass just so the sprayers would refresh us. 7. had a chicken nugget thrown after me. I'm not even kidding. 8. had a bench in the park that my friends and I called "our bench" and made a lot of graffiti on it.  9. had a weird night I don't really remember what happened while camping. My fri...

Since more people know about my blog (ugh) they requested this post. I blog about them. This post is supposed to describe them and they're supposed to guess who is who and it shouldn't be too obvious. This is so stupid. Person no.1: the bad birthday girl - she takes embarrassing snaps of you und puts them on her snapchat story. She's awesome and fun, but don't trust her while she's holding an iPhone. Person no.2: the stripper, astronaut, artist and youtuber - he's trying to diss me 24/7, makes us laugh and is good with languages. Don't trust him either. He'll tell. Person no.3: the person who has ONLY ONE JOB and can't even do that right. Jk, I love her. IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I'M JUST KIDDING, OKAY? Person no.4: "the german guy and a half" - he loves those words I taught him and sends us voice messages where he's singing Let it Go. Person no.5: the guy who's not coming to my party because he's going on a fam...

What I taught the funny guy from Latin: der Schwanz du behindertes Kind das Arschloch du Missgeburt du Geschwisterkind I'm so proud

Fandoms. Shipping. Fangirling. Boys. Girls. High school. Ugh.

All ninth graders are going to Graz in Austria this December. Last time I was in Graz was in April 2014. What I did last time I don't intend on repeating: 1. Buying a condom. 2. Let a psychopath make love to my bed. 3. Ask strangers about Serbia (lol I can actually do that again) 4. Share a changing room with a friend.

(some things I did I'd like to laugh about now or just be really embarrassed I did, judge me in the comments) 1. been called a cheap girl 2. broke up with a guy who came all the way from one country to mine to see me 3. kissed two guys in one day 4. been with a guy while liking someone else 5. told a pun in chemistry and made everyone laugh 6. hit a guy while trying to open an umbrella 7. hit a guy's finger so hard he spent a whole day at the doctor 8. told a guy to finish his striptease when he took his hoodie off and made everyone laugh in Latin 9. invoke spirits and admitted it in Croatian class because my class made me to 10. been influenced in a weird way by a guy that allegedly doesn't have any humanity inside of him 11. cried during the movie The Perks of being a Wallflower 12. had a friend who writes fanfiction about me and a guy from our class on Wattpad 13. bought condoms in seventh grade 14. let a paper plane fly through the classroom...

1. Keane - Somewhere only we know (this is such a fall song) 2. Arctic Monkeys - Why'd you only call me when you're high 3. Arctic Monkeys - R U Mine 4. Skillet - Hero 5. Lily Lane - Nothin' but trouble 6. Sara Jackson-Holman - Break my heart 7. Lady Gaga -  Til it happens to you 8. Raveonettes - Suicide 9. Lana del Rey - Brooklyn Baby 10. Lana del Rey - High by the Beach    

So my friend couldn't open her ice tea, so she asked us (her friends) to open it. No one could. So I told her, "Go ask some cute guy to open it.", and she was like, "Dude, no, it would be weird.", so I took the bottle and asked two older guys who were passing by to open it. They smiled at me and the cute guy in the white shirt opened it and gave it to me. I thanked him and smiled back. He was like "No problem." Then my friends told me that he was actually cute and that he probably thinks I was trying to hit on him because he had no problem with opening the bottle. Shit. I saw him with a few girls later on my way home. He smiled at me and my friends were giggling. How awesome is that. But I have to admit, he was kind of cute.