my sassy little world

15 WAYS TO SAY YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX We're all at that age when we are trying to hook up with someone, but we're too ashamed to do something about it... SO, here's a list of possible ways to express your wish with dignity. 1. If you want to park your Harley Davidson, my garage door is open. 2 . Would you like to taste my delicacies? 3. Do you want to take a ride in my Millennium Falcon? 4. Come inside my dickroom 5. Can you open my cock-a-cola bottle? 6. You're on my to do list 7. Whether it snows or not, you're getting 7 inches tonight 8. You wanna eat my Bratwurst  9. I wanna slip my file into your folder 10 . Let's play hide the sausage! 11. Do you want to participate in a sword fight? 12. Can I write a letter and put it in your envelope? 13 . Let me dig, trust me, I know where the treasure is 14. Let me sharpen my pencil 15. Do you want to play my trumpet