Types of Flirting

I feel so qualified to make this post since I'm so good at flirting. Jk, there are no boys in my life whatsoever, but Imma gonna do this.

1. E-flirting: flirting through social media. Why talk to a person, when you can just like their Instagram picture or text them with 5 emojis? And one of the best things about e-flirting: you can do it in your pajamas.

2. The "I won't do anything and just hope he'll make the first move" - my favorite tbh lol

3. Politeness mistaken for flirting: this isn't even a real flirt, it's just someone being nice and since it's so rare, people think it's flirting.

4. Eye contact flirt: the flirt that followed me all through 8th grade. I HATE IT.

5. Drunk flirt: the best flirt on the list. You're straight up and you can actually marry that person right away because they like you and accept you for who you are... or it's fun for your friends who are around to make fun of you.

6. Insulting flirt: okay so I saw a post on Tumblr like "cause girls only say 'hate you' to the guys they love'. No. I really say 'hate you' to the guys I don't like, so I don't really believe in this flirt, but teachers do cause when you're fighting with a guy during class, they will make a joke about you being in love with each other or something. So this flirt works through insulting and fighting ("playfully") with each other. I think.

7. The body languauge flirt: that person that feels the need to touch you EVERY TIME they talk to you. Like "hey, how are you?" *touching your shoulder* "Everything will be okay" *touching you again* in every situation, they will find a way to touch you.

8. acting stupid: if you watched Mean Girls, you probably know that the main character, Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) acted stupid and bad at math so her crush would help her or tutor her, but actually he was worse in math than she was. That's the acting stupid flirt.

9. Pick up Lines: my second favorite, but I'm just fooling around with those. "Are you Google? Cause you have everything I'm looking for" or like you fall and land on a cute guy and say "I think I just fell for you".

See? I AM good in flirting.