school trips

As a person who has this habit of playing those stupid games with the class, who does smack cam to the person who falls asleep in the bus etc. I have some expectations and ideas of school trips. I'm going to post a lot about it since I'm going to Italy in like three weeks with my new class so I'm curious what they're up to.

1. There are gonna be some awkward moments and some memorable moments we're going to remember forever. Let's take a guy from my class who went to the boys' bathroom and when he saw the line, he said something like "do guys need blowjobs before peeing or" and at that very moment our teachers came out of the bathroom and that was the moment he ran back to the bus and if anyone asks, he was in the bus the entire time.

2. Do yourself a favor and at every trip, do something you never did before. If I wasn't living up to that, I wouldn't have kissed my best friend, bought a condom, made my teacher believe i had drugs with me (he knew me too well, that was just smashed candy), been caught leaving a boy's room at 2 am ("i just went to wish them good night" doesn't always work), hit on a random guy at the McDonald's line, talked to an old lady about Serbia and their capital city Bosnia-Hercegowina in Graz (don't you just love old people?)

3. Talk to the teachers. Outside the building we call school they're also fun hoomans. At least I made those kind of experiences. My favorite teacher only realized I'm more fucked up than he thought I was. Oh well.

4. What happens in Greece, stays in Greece (hopefully that diarrhea too). If you get together with someone you're not supposed to, take it to your grave. No one needs to know about it. In a few years at your prom or something, it's just gonna be another crazy story to tell.

5. Be careful what song you listen more than 2 times to. It can become the song that always reminds you of that trip.