awkward moments i've been part of lately

1. my dad: what's up with your *insert a name of my crush from like 2-3 years ago*?

2. my parents: how's *insert names of random people I'm not friends anymore with* doing?

3. every peer around me is buying cigarettes and then i come and ask for a tortica

4. watching Pretty Woman when she told the billionaire she's going to escort him for 3000$ or something, I'm not sure and then I said "How can she be considered cheap then?" i'll never forget the look my dad gave me

5. when Chase The Devil comes on. I just have to laugh.

6. real life seens

7. when someone asks you if you're celebrating your birthday but you don't wanna invite them so you just don't know how to answer

8. when you have like half of the test blank and the teacher walks by and looks at your test

9. when you remember a fail from like 5th grade and you start laughing and then the person next to you asks what's funny but you don't wanna share that fail with anyone so you have to lie

10. when you reach for something in front of an old woman who looks at your arm that is tattooed with "fuck you" cuz yo friends.