social media rules everyone should follow

here's some unwritten social media rules some people don't follow which pisses me off.

1. when i like your instagram pic, you need to like mine. I mean that's so rude who do u think u are.

2. this one is similar to no. 1: if you're going through your instagram feed and someone's sitting next to you and looking at it, you can't scroll through their picture without liking it. That's rude. More rude than no. 1.

3. you can't take someone's portable charger home. You can be happy if they even gave it to you in the first place even for like 10 minutes. JUST DON'T TAKE IT HOME.

4. you can't expect someone to write you a novel for your birthday if you've known each other for a week or so. Be glad if they even remember your birthday. Also, what should they write about you? "It was nice to shake your hand last Monday when we first met." "I really like the sound of your voice."?

5. Don't talk to someone about their tumblr. It's weird enough that you know their URL. Tumblr is off limits.

6. Don't tag or mention people you're not really friends or close with in your statuses. That just makes things awkward. Yeah like go ahead and tag ur german teacher in that pic "life's too short to learn german". I'm sure they'll appreciate it.

7. Don't screenshot snaps except u have the permission to do it. If not, wtf you doing?

8. Deep talks are after midnight. Like you could squeeze something interesting or deep from a person at 2 p.m. while they eating pizza or watching netflix

9. if you're friends with me, you should get instagram (not to post stuff, but so we could tag each other in funny pictures, like my pics and comment)

10.  Don't send game requests. No one's gonna respond anyway.

11. Don't reply at a loooooooong message with "ok or "k". That's unacceptable.

12. Don't write cyrillic if you have friends overseas. They can't read shit.

13. Don't reveal your inner GrammarNazi until the person loves ya

14. DON'T COME BACK TO ONE'S LIFE IF YOU'VE BEEN RADIO SILENT FOR THE PAST YEAR

15. When texting a serbian music hater, start sending them lyrics of those songs. It's too funny.