Marta's everyday life

A new week has started. Since it's Tuesday, I totally feel like it's the right time to make this post.

1. I went to a cafe with my friends and had a few fails so the waiter laughed and was having fun. Happy to make a waiter's day.

2. Caught a guy "chewing" my worksheet and stealing it to copy my answers. Social skills on point (but he gave me my favorite chocolate, so all is forgiven).

3. I found my "long lost brother".

4. I told The Stripper that his new haircut sucked so he was a little mad at me. In german class we had the topic FRIENDSHIP and then the teacher asked what's one of the most important things in a friendship and of course I said HONESTY. He forgave me btw.

5. A former classmate started texting me and everything was cool, but then he told me he had a girlfriend and that's when his lies started.

6. Had a discussion about clowns. Are they funny? No. Do they suck? Yes.

7. Today, 10 days since Halloween, my sister noticed the board and that my friends wrote Fick dich, arschloch, missgeburt and stuff like that and asked me why the did it. I didn't know what to say and just laughed.

8. OMG YEAH I TOTALLY FORGOT: Someone said my chemistry jokes are amazing. I was so happy and was just smiling like an idiot.