May got me like

This is a post inspired by my friend's post. I'm just gonna talk about random things that happened lately.

1. so we were talking about abortion in English class and then this one kid from the last row comes like "if abortion is a murder, then masturbation is like a fucking genocide"

2. during a math project this kid comes up to me like "i've become a communist"

3. i asked my friend to give me her homework so i can copy it and she said yes. then our male friend asked for it and she refused to give it to him, so he said "THAT'S FEMINISM"

4. our teacher has those random moments in class when he just stops talking and rubs his back on the door

5. i had a presentation in English class about my sister and on one slide there was a picture of my sister and her friend in a club and then that kid in the front row interrupts my sentence: "OMG DAT BOOB"

6. when we were out and half of us smoking, my friend comes like "yeah i don't smoke because i have asthma" and then this girl who smokes regularly goes "healthy people die too, yolo"

7. my queer friend told me I'm busty and I thought that was an insult

8. never play Uno cards with passive aggressive players

9. my dad laughed when i told him "May the Forth be with you" on 4th May

10. before entering a club i got into a discussion about communism with my friend

11. i totally gave up the hope of becoming a youtuber like ever