Teachers at my school got me like

The school year is almost over so I thought I'd be qualified to make this post because I got to know the teachers better and everything. I will try to be as polite and nice as possible but some should just really go and suck my ...

1. Biology teacher. So in my experience, the biology teachers are always so freakin weird. This one was no exception. The only scene worth mentioning is her talking to The Classclown about how his (AVERAGE!) is maybe bigger than someone else's (AVERAGE!) and how she told MY friends and me to stop sending each other pervy messages.

2. The German teacher. That's that one teacher who really makes you work and write the whole class, like you're always productive and she's really patient, but when you get on her nerve, she can be really mad. She's a bit conservative and demanding. She just uses those phrases I used to use with my friends when we wanted to sound really stupid.

3. The Math teacher aka the I-give-you-a-test-y'all-fail-but-I'm-not-rewriting-it-cuz-i-suck teacher. I have nothing else to say about her lol.

4. The Gym teacher who's asked me if my situation was okay when he heard I was visiting the school psychologist. Ya know, random man I only see twice a week, it's going swell.

5. The Music teacher who likes to give you the death stare.

6. The English teacher who's like this nice hooman who likes to listen to you and then you use her whole class for therapy. Ya, she has my blessing.

7. The Physics/Chemistry teacher I sometimes meet in the bus so we talk and then she makes physics jokes i don't get but i fake laugh cause i'm sure they're actually funny if only i got them. 

8. The Croatian teacher. If he was an animal, he would be a koala or gorilla. I can't really decide. He just really likes to sleep during class or to rub his back and stop his lecture to do it. But we all like him.

9. The History teacher aka "our grandma" (her quote). She really likes to give pop quizzes and not admitting tests as tests.

10. The Ethics teacher aka the M.I.A. teacher. She is never here. We only had ethics like 7 times or something this year.

11. The Latin teacher. You know that teacher that makes you nervous and fear them/their class? Yeah that's her.

12. The Art teacher. The teacher that gives you tasks and likes to criticise all the time.

13. My class teacher. Let's just skip that one.