TIME TO GO

Ever since this AMAZING FABULOUS GLORIOUS school year began we knew we were going to Italy in May. We were all looking forward to it as one of the first trips in this new class of ours. That was when we were in that phase who might hook up/crush on each other/kill each other/bury dead bodies together etc. We are all here now, packing on Friday the 13th after taking a test in latin and texting with our friends about how excited we are and who's going to sit with who in the bus. Since I'm a very nice fucking person/classmate/friend I'm probably going to sing really loud in that bus at 3 am or do smack cam those who are actually going to sleep.

So in the honor of this class trip, here's my new "Types of"

TYPES OF PEOPLE ON CLASS TRIPS

 

1. The drunk one. This one makes sure there's alcohol and during the night in the hotel you will find that person everywhere but asleep.

2. The one who always gets lost and then you spend hours trying to find them.

3. The E-lifer. The person who always posts every situation during the trip on social media.

4. The DJ. The person with the best music on their phone/iPod so you all listen to their shit in the bus or in the room.

5. The stoner. This pretty explains itself.

6. The biggest tourist. Buys every shit they find sassy on the city streets. They're one of the funniest people to be with during the trip.

7. The Shopper. Not to confuse with the tourist: tourist buys stuff from the souvenir shops and little boutiques on the streets while the Shopper buys fashionable expensive clothes.

8. Too Cool For Sleep - me. I'm not sleeping. Neither are you.

 

Just in my experience, class trips are really unforgettable experiences and memories and we shouldn't waste it. Italy, here I coooooooooomeeeeeeeee